Words to Live by…

1. Never trust birth control.


2. Never leave a roux cooking to answer the phone.


3. Always get your child support court ordered and garnished from his wages.  Trust, me on this one.


4. Never stir Mexican Rice once it is covered… STOP TOUCHING IT.


5. Swallow on the upstroke.


6. If your complexion will let you wear red lipstick, by God wear it, Woman!


7. You can never have too many pairs of shoes.


8. Always have 2 cans of diced tomatoes, 2 cans of enchilada sauce (green & red), 2 cans of black beans, white rice, chicken stock, and corn tortilla chips, heavy whipping cream, shredded cheese, fresh jalapenos, and Real Bacon bits in your pantry and fridge.  You will never go hungry.


9. Never use a dull razor, suck it up and buy a new one.


10. Black or brown eye liner only.

The Teaser Trailer is out and well, it is going to make a bazillion dollars next summer and Christian Bale will be officially the biggest earner in hollywood.  The following link is youtube but here is the official site link and the HD trailer is there.

I haven’t seen Batman yet, will probably see that when the kids are at my folks next week. That said, we need a bit of Gun Kata Christian Bale Hawtness

I could do this all day…

I am a big fan of mp3fiesta.  They have gobs of music cheap.  Twenty cent songs 2 dollar cds.  Pretty good deal.  Just have to load it with like 20 bucks and start downloading.  Click here if you haven’t visited.

Plus if you decide to buy it gives me free downloads if you follow that link.

Today’s Downloads: Artist – Album (if available)- Song

1. Puscifer – V Is For Vagina – Queen B


2. Chevelle – This Type of Thinking Can Do Us in – Breach Birth


3. Muse-Map of the Problematique


4. Staind – Chapter V – Falling


5. Perfect Circle – Underworld OST – Judith


6. Stone Temple Pilots – Core – Wicked Garden


7. Nine Inch Nails – Closer to God – Closer


8. Unk – Stomp the Yard – Walk It Out


9. E-40 (feat. The Federation) – Stomp the Yard – Go Hard or Go Home


10. Alice in Chains – Dirt – Down In A Hole


11. Tool – 10,000 Days – entire cd

I am taking suggestions so if you have any shoot me an email or leave a comment.

Plebian,

Be gentle with my city…  If you need back up, give me a call.  I have a way with people… seriously.

Jen

Breakfast With The Stars…

I was going to try and work this into a real blog post, but I am so freakin’ without inspiration of late that I figured I would just make a list.  These are are gems and I simply have to post and share… I owe it to the world.

In random order because I love them all…

UPDATE:

Muffin Top: The effect one sees when a woman is wearing jeans too tight at the hip causing that little overlap of fleshy roll to form.  Generally she is wearing a t-shirt too tight and not long enough.  I am sure there is a muffin top fetish out there somewhere.

Hope is failure postponed: I think that is the proper wording, I am sure I will be corrected if not.   Whatever it is, I want it printed on a T-shirt and a coffee mug ASAP.

Sex-fu: I am told this is a mandatory skill for guys who are not Brad Pit types.

Blow-fu: This is apparently the explanation of how Juliette Lewis ended up engaged to Brad Pitt.

and finally we need to all remember to us the term Barbed Cock of Satan as much as possible in this election cycle.  Hell, not just in reference to politics either!  Think of all the many applications for this fantastical phrase….

Example 1:

“It is time for the weekly staff meeting, Jennifer.”

“I’d rather suck the barbed cock of Satan… go without me.”

Example 2:

Coworker with a cold:  I have a sore throat and feel like shit!

Smartass Coworker without a cold:  That’s what you get for sucking the barbed cock of Satan!

Example 3:

Drive Thru Attendent:  Would you like a hot lemon pie with your chocolate shake?

Customer:  Would you like to suck the barbed cock of Satan?

The options are limitless…

Now before you go to mocking me, remember I was an 8th grader in 1983 and this movie has one of the best soundtracks of all the movies made in that era.  Valley Girl to Be Made Into a Musical Using Much of The Original Movie’s Songs.

MGM has put a musical remake of its 1983 comedy “Valley Girl” into development, with Sean Bailey producing through his Idealogy Inc. banner.

Project’s based on an idea by Bailey and Idealogy’s Matt Smith, who will exec produce. The musical will utilize the “Romeo and Juliet” story of the original “Valley Girl” and sport classic ‘80s songs.

The original movie gave me my all abiding love of Josie Cotton’s Music and frankly every damn song in the movie makes me smile.  I am a sucker for the 80’s and goodness knows it was a cheesy movie, but who the hell cares?

You know what time it is?  Yes, that’s right!  It is 80’s music time!

Josie Cotton:  Johnny Are You Queer?

I fucking loved the Plimsouls

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Yes, it is that time again, boys and girls.  It is that time of the year when Jen says… I need a change and something delightfully unnatural in the way of haircolor.

Lemme tell you how hard it is to get webcam lighting to show red, hense the shots off the phone under the light in the bathroom.  The other ones that are darker are the cut, which is much the same as it was, but oooo it feels good.

Sabrina at Capri is The Shit…

Pics pics and more pics…

All these pics were within minutes of each other three different cams, amazing the color and quality differences.  last one is my dell laptop, probably the best as far as color goes and quality of image but I like variety so you get em all cuz i am too lazy to do that much color correction in Photoshop.

I had never seen this but oh how I laughed…

Thanks to: Cowtipper for all the Hawtness